..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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