Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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