I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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