Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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