In the future we'll all be gay
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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