direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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