If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You don't make any sense
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