Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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