a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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