I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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