Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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