who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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