yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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