"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
whose ass print is on the piano?
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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