Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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