so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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