you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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