R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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