If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I would fuck him just for his dog
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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