rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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