You really coming over, don't trick.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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