My liver just broke up with me...
Nicole vs. Life
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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