it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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