I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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