Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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