just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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