Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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