She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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