i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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