I'm so fucking centered right now
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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