why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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