Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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