oh god the rape fog is back!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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