Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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