Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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