I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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