She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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