just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
how drunk are you?
Several
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
