im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference