Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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