you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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