That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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