is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the condom got lost in my hair
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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