Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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