Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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