I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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