everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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