i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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