At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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