Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We are all done wearing pants today
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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