I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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