Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I need water and some morals
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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