I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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