I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you told grandpa to call you daddy
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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