He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
